Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard Chardonnay 2024 | California
Fat Bastard Chardonnay 2024 | California
Dozen Price: $167.88
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Fat Bastard Chardonnay 2024 is a delicate, enticing California Chardonnay with all the Fat Bastard feel — stone fruit, subtle hazelnut, lemon blossom, and almond praline sweetness, creamy and rich on the palate with the depth and character that California’s Golden State climate produces in abundance.
Tasting Notes
Appearance
Bright golden with brilliant clarity and subtle green highlights — the exceptional quality characteristic of a California Chardonnay from the Golden State’s Mediterranean-like climate, with the artisanal craftsmanship and Fat Bastard feel that define this classic oaked white.
Aroma
Delicate and immediately enticing — stone fruit leads with freshness and elegance, with subtle notes of hazelnut and lemon blossom creating a sophisticated aromatic profile of remarkable depth. Complemented by subtle almond praline sweetness — a nose of genuine complexity and classic California Chardonnay character.
Palate
Creamy, rich, and beautifully balanced — stone fruit, hazelnut, and lemon blossom carry through a palate of genuine depth and Fat Bastard feel, with subtle almond praline sweetness and the creamy richness that maturation in American and French oak delivers. The finish is long, creamy, and satisfying — a classic oaked California Chardonnay at its finest.
Pairs With
Fat Bastard Chardonnay 2024 pairs beautifully with roasted chicken, grilled seafood, lobster, creamy pasta, risotto, brie, camembert, and Caesar salad — equally rewarding chilled as an aperitif or alongside any occasion that calls for a creamy, rich California Chardonnay.
Wine Specifications
Wine Specifications
Variety: Chardonnay
Size: 750mL
Region: California
ABV: 14%
Vintage: 2024

Winery & Vintage Info
Winemaking Notes
Fat Bastard Chardonnay 2024 is harvested during the cool of the night to preserve freshness and aromatic intensity, then cold and slow fermented with aromatic yeast in stainless steel to retain the delicate stone fruit, hazelnut, and lemon blossom character. Matured in both American and French oak to develop the creamy richness and subtle almond praline sweetness that define the Fat Bastard style. Bottled under screw cap to retain freshness.
Vintage Conditions
The 2024 vintage in California benefited from the Golden State’s Mediterranean-like climate — rolling hills and valleys providing ideal growing conditions for Chardonnay of genuine quality and character. Cool night harvesting preserved the freshness and aromatic intensity of the stone fruit, hazelnut, and lemon blossom character, while the season’s conditions delivered the exceptional balance and creamy richness that make Fat Bastard Chardonnay one of California’s most enjoyable and approachable oaked whites.
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